Bhoopadathil Illatha Oridam Malayalam Full Movie Comedy Scene 01

Bhoopadathil Illatha Oridam Malayalam Full Movie Comedy Scene 01


I had 2 extra pegs last night
That’s why I got up late today But the point is, the longer it takes me
to start my day, the longer you’ll be alive What? Fed up of life, is it?
This is what I call sheer arrogance Goats have reason to be arrogant
Mutton costs Rs 400 a kilo – How is gold today?
– Gold is good, no fever or ‘loosies’! Always giving me
back-handed replies! In that town, Vattananthara
where our Madhavankutty is teacher… …there was a burglary
All cash and gold stolen See? When gold price rises
life becomes more dangerous So, don’t enquire
about gold price, okay? As if, when it was less
you bought me gold in kilos! If you don’t want to buy just say so
instead of giving such silly excuses What a female to adorn with gold! Madhavankutty! Isn’t that scream from
our schoolmaster’s house? Yes, oh God! I think an accident…come – Come quickly!
– Please help! Madhavankutty! Daddy? What happened? Why has he done this to us?
He hanged himself from the fan Aiyo! Move aside Aiyo! Please, stop it! You’ve made this
quite embarrassing! Hold me, I’m going
to let go and come down I thought I’d clean the fan
and got on to the stool It just slipped off I thought I’d jump, but I was worried
the fan blade would have injure my hand Mol saw through the window
your feet dangling and started crying I was shouting out, I wasn’t dead
But in this noise no one heard me Why lock the door
to clean the fan? I was dressing to leave Why didn’t you ask me to do it? You wanted to leave
by the 1st bus to Vattananthara Did you really
have to do all this? Sorry to disappoint you, Anto,
for not being dead, as expected It’s alright, but next time I’ll send someone
to ensure you are dead before I come There’s a crowd out there
Go and explain to them Madhava, Ravi, just a small
misunderstanding, that’s all I’m happy there are a few people
rushing to my aid when I’m in a crisis What actually happened? Anto will explain in detail Any more delay, I’ll miss my bus
Vimala, where’s my bag? Ticket 1 ticket to Vattananthara But you already
bought a ticket? – Who…me?
– Well, not me Look in your pocket
You already have a ticket If that is the case
I’ll go to consumer court 2 tickets issued to the same person
to the same place! Is it fair? If that is the case, I’ll stop and
ask you to get out of the bus now You’ll have a stronger case
having sent you out of the bus, right? What did he say? – If I argue, I’ll be late for school
– Oh, you are a peon at the school, eh? – Madhavan master?
– When we got in you were fast asleep Where are you coming from? – From the town
– Didn’t you hear about the robbery? I read it in the news papers
Did they nab the thief? Since such a thing has never
happened in Vattananthara… …police suspect outsiders
residing in the town Vattananthara Get off! – Greetings, master
– Greetings Don’t think you can knock me down
with your cycle, I have learnt Kalari – Chey! Missed by a second
– There’s always a next time – Where’s your cycle journey to?
– What? – How far can you go, on a cycle?
– Just going to Madhu’s house Good! Since both of you are jobless
Murali, you can go to Madhu’s house… …and Madhu can come to your house Don’t make fun of me, master
Comrade Sugunan, has promised me a job Don’t trust him fully
Carry on, it’s time for my school Vimala has packed prawn pickles
Come home, we’ll have dinner together Oh, okay master Master! – Where were you?
– I was hungry, so went and ate idlis Why? Wasn’t anything prepared here?
Where is Bhama? Bhama chechi didn’t come today
The police were here looking for you Police?
Why? Didn’t you hear about
the financier shop’s burglary? I did But for that, police have to go
to his shop, why come here? I don’t know, when I said you were not here
that Sub Inspector Idiculla swore at me… …and threatened me with his lathi
I’m still shaking with fear I’ll file a case against that lunatic
for violation against human rights Am I supposed to be here
when the saet’s shop is robbed? They claim you can see from your balcony
all that’s happening at the seat’s shop Do they have any other suspicions? May be they do,
but I wasn’t told – Where did Bhama go?
– To climb a coconut tree What? ‘We will rescue this land’ Liberation! Is a town liberated
by plucking a bunch of coconuts? Are we tied up to these trees
for us to be rescued? Very true! – Comrade, tea or coffee?
– The blood of those who just went No, tea
Tea will do Keep this there, Krishna’etta Do you know what women
empowerment means? No When you go climb trees
without giving me food – Anyways, Ezhuthachan is a fiend!
– At least, now you realize that – I meant a fiend in intelligence!
– Which means? He’s turning Bhama into a lady candidate
This tree climbing is the 1st step If he makes Bhama his candidate
for next elections in this ward… …she will have a sweeping win
and take away your ‘sitting seat’ Very true If that happens, I’ll hang
myself from that peepul tree There’s a branch
towards the other side If you hang from there
you won’t fail in your attempt Very true – You scorn me today
– That’s nothing new, we always have Very true Hey old man, better be quiet
‘Very true-ing’ for everything I want to scatter your teeth with a slap
but don’t find any in your mouth Very true Dude, just climb an electric post
and make a bulb shine by itself… …then I will call you Prakash (light), till then
don’t want your vote, you blackness (iruttu) Stinking beggar! Prakash and iruttu
Hey! That’s not bad What’s not bad? – Prakash, any clue about the robber?
– You mean from inside this savory? Well the president said
he’d be caught right away, didn’t he? Sure, the robber sitting in his kitchen
to be caught right away! Very true! In a way that burglary
was capital gain to our party Does it mean our party
got a share of the loot? Be quiet! Why do we need
what others stole? But you said so just now
That the robbery was capital gain for us No one needs to teach us
how to make money – Do we teach cattle to swim?
– Of course not I meant that, this was
a good chance, to blacken and… …bring down Ezhuthachan
and his party members The culprits should not be caught
The case should not be solved We must be able to convince
people, they are no longer safe Ofcourse Come, comrade Murali I hope all of you have
understood everything Lets disperse now – Okay comrade
– Good He’s Madhu
He’s come to join the party – What do you do for a living?
– I’ve not yet found a job Very convenient, we need
people who’ll give jobs to others Have you been to jail? Yes, for 3 days,
a small squabble while studying Very good! Experience in
both police punches and jail life People like you
are needed by the party Welcome to the party
Lal Salam! Hereafter, you are no longer
an ordinary human being Don’t talk to people too much When you do, you must
use certain words very often “Long live the revolution?” Chey! No! Does anyone
say that in conversation? I’ll tell you, very easy
Words like, ‘globalization’ Central syndicate
American supremacy Party betrayers, bourgeois
so on and so forth which you know He’ll say all that very smartly What happened
to the job you promised? I went to talk about it to KSR
That’s when this burglary occurred Don’t worry, I’ll get you a job
Sure, now you carry on – Lal salam!
– Okay comrade Lalsalam! There! He’s learnt it already Chey! My hands are itching Bring him in, dude Don’t give me a chance
to swear at you, master How many days more
do you need, to take a decision? I did not come because
my decision was not favorable Master, don’t make me mad Under Indian evidence Act 118
anybody can be a witness But if the prosecution
fails to prove the authenticity… …of the witness in front of the court
the person can be punished …under IPC 193 up to 7 years
of imprisonment and penalty That means, false testimony will land me
7 years of jail as well as a penalty There’s no question of my testifying Stop it! Don’t make me a fool Don’t teach me IPC Do you know IPC 1234
56789? Blah! Blah! Don’t touch it! I won’t allow
anyone to touch it You know IPC? Well, I’ll tell you a section
which you don’t know If you avoid testifying
you are helping the accused There is a law which can arrest
that witness and bring him to court You understand, my dear boy? It’s been so long Comrade! Master’s coming What happened? Nothing, let’s go I was worried, so asked him
to come along with me Did you agree to testify? No, I categorically said, I will not! Very good, this should end
his rule and bourgeois ideas You must be brave
We are with you, master I’ll just warn Idiculla and come You carry on Comrade, be careful, he’s nasty
He’ll put you behind bars Only when a comrade is inside jail
now and then, he becomes a true comrade Do you want to
become a true comrade? – Not right now
– Then come, let’s go Ezhuthachan Hiding, eh? The foundations of your fort
has become unsteady I can see that fear on your face Manure that mango tree on the south side
You’ll need it suddenly for a funeral You will rot and rot
and rot forever! Now everything will open slowly Sir, please call this number – Sir this…
– Be quiet Sir, please this… Hold this Be quiet, when the call
goes through, give it to me – Sir
– Hello Hello, Sub Inspector speaking The call was from here, sir Can’t you tell me
from where ever it is? Sir Don’t make me…
I’ll slap you Sir, the call was from
this phone to that phone What?
Is that so? Couldn’t you say so?
Dirty fellow, get lost No wonder people call you
mango-seed faced The saet’s shop robbery has not
been solved, not even 1 clue I came to let you know
our dissatisfaction and protest Do you have even a pointer? You want to see a pointer
or the whole thing before you go? I have no intentions to go, Mr Idiculla Your salary belongs to the people How is that? I draw my own salary
How is it the people’s? – It is through the taxes they pay
– So? You have to catch the culprits soon Who told you, we have not? The minute we knew about it
we spread our nets Understand?
Spread our nets Are you fishermen? Don’t giggle Making fun of my family, eh? My father spreads net
or uses a fishing rod You can use nets, rod or whatever
But you must arrest the true culprits This is a technique we police use
We investigate and put the culprits in You can do that
but they must be the real ones How can you decide that?
Have you seen the original one? No I am not wearing this uniform, to catch
culprits suggested by you or the public We spread our nets… …and we found the real one Then where is he?
Let me see him When he’s brought
to court, you can see him You are a great leader
and comrade, if so… …ask that master to come
and sign this statement Don’t sweat
Go, let your sweat dry Go – Playing games with me?
– Sir, phone – Isn’t it the same phone?
– No, sir – Didn’t you get a phone call earlier?
– Yes Well it’s the same one
Get lost Idiots join the police force
to give me a headache So now it is the other way round, eh? Now both talk and decide
Then you can call me Now kiss each other

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