EVERY INSTAGRAM STORY EVER

Me and Danny broke up. Me and Danny broke up. Ew… Me and Danny broke up. Me and Danny broke up. Cute. Every Instagram Story Ever. Social media is stupid, I don’t care about any of the haters, I’m just going to do me. I don’t need anyone’s approval or validation. Peace! Seen by only…

EVERY RECESS EVER

She’s passing out balls! I want the good one! Not a chance! Oh Hey, Kenny, here you go. I give you the good ball. Yeah!! [ Knock-off Legend of Zelda Item Sound ] Ah Hey, Eric you get mushy ball. Hey, Hayden looks like you get pancake ball. Hey, Wendy looks like you get… Half…

GETTING PICKED ON IN 2009 vs. 2019

You’re so gay. *locker door slams* You’re so gay! And I’m Pan! And she’s demi-sexual. And she’s Paulie. We’re all on a spectrum of sexuality. And the fact that I want to beat you up has nothing to do with who you love. But it’s based solely on your personality. You frigging idiot! *book fell…

EVERY SCHOOL PICTURE DAY EVER

Alright, thank you Tino. Okay, I’m gonna need you put your, uh, hands on your ribs. Okay. Perfect, now puff up your chest. Okay. Okay, now turn your torso to the side. Yes, okay. Now, uh, uh, head down. Head down. Yeah. Yep. Perfect. Okay, here we go. -This is really uncomfortable. Isn’t the photo…

EVERY FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL EVER

Where’s my class? (chatter) *bell rings* *everyone screaming and panicking* random kid: WHERE IS MY CLASS!!! Every First Day Of School Ever. *groans* Keith: I’m so tired! Dad: Wake up kiddo! First day! Keith: I know dad! I can’t wait until i’m an adult and I can wake up whenever I want. Dad : Yes……

Gamers Vs. Mario Maker Levels Designed By Kids

– No, no! The fishes want me! All the fishes wanna eat me! – Oh god, here he comes! OHHHH GOD, HERE HE COMES! – You got this! Yes! Yes! You were so close! – AHHHH! – How did he beat this?! (chuckles) What am I supposed to do? ♪ (8-bit intro) ♪ – (FBE)…