EVERY HIPSTER EVER

I have a organic fair trade coffee for Logan Ew, what kind of coffee is that? Ugh. Excuse me! Can you make me my coffee instead of this clown? I gotcha bro Now THAT is coffee You’re welcome Hot! hot! hot! Mm, that is some good coffee Every. Hipster. Ever Hey man, do you mind…

EVERY TEST EVER

And then she said “Let them eat cake”. Crazy right? Yeah. Alright class, so we’re done a little early today, so take the rest of class to talk amongst yourselves. Mr. Washington! Yeah? Last week you said that we would all get tests. What the heck, Nate?! What do you like tests or something?! No……

EVERY INSTAGRAM STORY EVER

Me and Danny broke up. Me and Danny broke up. Ew… Me and Danny broke up. Me and Danny broke up. Cute. Every Instagram Story Ever. Social media is stupid, I don’t care about any of the haters, I’m just going to do me. I don’t need anyone’s approval or validation. Peace! Seen by only…

EVERY RECESS EVER

She’s passing out balls! I want the good one! Not a chance! Oh Hey, Kenny, here you go. I give you the good ball. Yeah!! [ Knock-off Legend of Zelda Item Sound ] Ah Hey, Eric you get mushy ball. Hey, Hayden looks like you get pancake ball. Hey, Wendy looks like you get… Half…

EVERY SCHOOL PICTURE DAY EVER

Alright, thank you Tino. Okay, I’m gonna need you put your, uh, hands on your ribs. Okay. Perfect, now puff up your chest. Okay. Okay, now turn your torso to the side. Yes, okay. Now, uh, uh, head down. Head down. Yeah. Yep. Perfect. Okay, here we go. -This is really uncomfortable. Isn’t the photo…

EVERY FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL EVER

Where’s my class? (chatter) *bell rings* *everyone screaming and panicking* random kid: WHERE IS MY CLASS!!! Every First Day Of School Ever. *groans* Keith: I’m so tired! Dad: Wake up kiddo! First day! Keith: I know dad! I can’t wait until i’m an adult and I can wake up whenever I want. Dad : Yes……