EVERY HIPSTER EVER

I have a organic fair trade coffee for Logan Ew, what kind of coffee is that? Ugh. Excuse me! Can you make me my coffee instead of this clown? I gotcha bro Now THAT is coffee You’re welcome Hot! hot! hot! Mm, that is some good coffee Every. Hipster. Ever Hey man, do you mind…

EVERY TEST EVER

And then she said “Let them eat cake”. Crazy right? Yeah. Alright class, so we’re done a little early today, so take the rest of class to talk amongst yourselves. Mr. Washington! Yeah? Last week you said that we would all get tests. What the heck, Nate?! What do you like tests or something?! No……

EVERY FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL EVER

Where’s my class? (chatter) *bell rings* *everyone screaming and panicking* random kid: WHERE IS MY CLASS!!! Every First Day Of School Ever. *groans* Keith: I’m so tired! Dad: Wake up kiddo! First day! Keith: I know dad! I can’t wait until i’m an adult and I can wake up whenever I want. Dad : Yes……